Experpts from a forwarded email that I got today. In accordance to my rule noted in Pet Peeves I will not follow #20 and forward the email to all my friends, but I will post these select few for you to enjoy. I took out the ones I thought were too stupid. These were the ones that made me - at minimum, smile - at times laugh out loud. Enjoy.
Title: "20 Ways to Keep Your Sanity"
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
11. Specify that your drive-through order be, “to go”.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I won! I won!”.
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “run for your lives, they’re loose!”
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